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Delivery Service Jokes

Did you hear about the new food delivery service that features people wearing really tight jeans that were popular in the 80's?

It's called Jor-Dash

If Mario ran a shopping delivery service, what would it be called?

MarioCart

I’m starting a food delivery service for zombies

Hello Flesh!

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Did you hear about Hooters new delivery service?

Boober Eats

What is a cat owner’s favorite delivery service?

The usps pssss psss psss

What do you call a bread delivery service

Uber wheats

Did you hear about the livestock delivery service?

They...

Sorry, I’ve butchered the delivery

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I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.

Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.

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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?

You know what would be a good name for a cocaine delivery service company?

Instagram

Did you hear about the new shipping company merger?

COVID has skyrocketed the demand for delivery services, causing an unforeseen merger in the works. To ensure the people get the best package delivery and express service, UPS and FedEx are joining forces...and they are calling themselves FedUp (:


(My dad made this joke up a long time ago...

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Two friends, Mick and Dave, are having lunch

Two friends, Mick and Dave, are having lunch over at Dave’s house when the conversation turns to postal delivery workers.


Dave, disgruntled about the subject, says “I order a lot of books to get delivered here daily, but I always get a slip saying that they missed me, even if I’m home to ...

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