UPJOKE

I'm starting a Shakespearean delivery company.

We aim to deliver your parcel tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.

I created my own delivery company!

But now I'm not sure what to do with all the disembodied livers

I've been hired to research vehicles for Scott Van Pelt's new fur delivery company

My business card reads *Scott Van Pelt Pelt Van Scout*

I know it sucks but at least i tried

My ex worked at a delivery company but working made her hungry, so i got groceries and *Fed ex*

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