Kids these days have no idea how good it was growing up in the 90s!
(born on December 31st, 1999)
Happy December 32nd!
Trump just filed a suit to officially make December four years long.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Accordion and tuba duo
A party planner has organized a huge new year's eve party. At the last minute, the band he hired has to pull out because of death in the family. The planner is totally stressed out because he has 500 partiers and no band.
On December 30 he contacts the only local band that was avaliable, a du...