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Deaf Wife Jokes

The deaf wife problem.

Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give t...

The deaf wife

A senior gentleman confesses to his doctor that he believes his wife is getting deaf but she won't admit it. He's asking for advice. The doctor says:
Well to confront her, I suggest when you get home tonight, ask gently from the door step "darling, what's for dinner tonight?", then if she does no...

My deaf wife just told me that she thinks we need to talk.

That's not a good sign.

My deaf wife admitted that she had been cheating for years.

I didn't want to believe her, but all the signs were there.

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Deaf sex

One day a rather horny husband explains to his deaf wife that if she wishes to have sex she should pull on his penis one time and if she does not want to have sex she should pull on his penis one hundred and fifty times.

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