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Deaf Girl Jokes

A deaf girl asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. I said “sure!”

She said “me too”.

a deaf girl and amputee missing both his arms are in a relationship

They have communication problems

When a deaf girl jacks you off

It's technically oral

This deaf girl used to flirt with me constantly, but I was oblivious to it.

I wish I could have read the signs.

I’m pretty sure a deaf girl likes me

I mean, she’s giving all the right signs.

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Why do deaf girls always masturbate with two hands?

They need one hand to get the job done and the other to moan with :D

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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Man marries deaf girl

He writes "we must work out a code: If I want sex I'll stroke ur left breast-U reply by pulling my penis ONCE for YES
OR
62 times for NO!

So a deaf girl hit on me today...

It was a sign

Thinking back I really think I had a chance with that deaf girl at the bar

She gave me all the signs

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The Pope had become seriously ill and was taken to many doctors...

...none of whom could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician. After about an hour's examination the physician came out and told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news.

The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the testicles, whic...

100 women walk into heaven

God greeted them and then said:
-If you’ve ever looked at your boyfriend’s phone without his knowledge to see if he was talking to other women, take 5 steps forward
Ninety-nine of the women take the five steps forward, God then says
-Someone please get the deaf girl

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