UPJOKE

What do you call a deaf dog?

Doesn’t matter, it won’t come.

What do you call a deaf dog?

Anything you like, it can't hear you.

'I see,' said the blind man to his deaf dog as he peed into the wind.

'It's all coming back to me now.'

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