A man goes to a funeral home to bury his dead wife.
One of the employees tells him "We can bury her here in Israel on a good plot of land for $500, or we can bury her in America, but it'll cost you $5000". The man says "Ok, let me go home and think about it". The next day when he comes back to the funeral home the employee asks him "so what have you ...
My Favorite Dr. Seuss Book:
One Wife, Two Wife, Dead Wife, New Wife
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