A Young Vulture is sick of eating dead things and wants to be a vegetarian...
So he asks his parents whether they can start incorporating some vegetables into their meals.
His father is ashamed of him and says 'No'.
So the young vulture asks if he could bring a carrot to dinner and his mother and father tell him that he is a disgrace to the family and to put the...
A joke by Leonardo da Vinci (really)
A painter was asked why he produced such beautiful portraits, though they were dead things, and yet produced such a ugly children. To which he replied he made his paintings by day and his children by night.(Codex Atlanticus)
The Prodigal Vulture
Several years ago, in a very flat place called Kansas, there were two vultures named Beaksly and his son, Red. Life for these vultures was pretty simple. Wait for a predator or car to plow into an animal, then swoop in and devour the dead body.
However, Red was rapidly approaching what would ...
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