UPJOKE

I found the first four books of the Harry Potter series to be quite lighthearted.

But the fifth one—-dead Sirius.

James Potter and Sirius Black passed by each other in heaven.

James exclaimed, "Sirius, why are you here? Are you visiting?"

Sirius hung his head. "No, I actually died. Bellatrix killed me in the Department of Mysteries."

Potter just laughed. "What do you mean? You were a much better wizard than her. You can't fool me."

"I'm not kidding!" ...

I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.

He was dead Sirius.

You know that scene in Harry Potter where his godfather dies?

That was a dead Sirius moment

Which Harry Potter book is the darkest?

Order of the Phoenix, because that’s when it starts getting Dead Sirius.

A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie.

I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.

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