A vulture walks up to the counter at the airport dragging a dead possum.
"Sir will you be checking any bags today?"
"Nope, just carrion."
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?
If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight.
How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Look at the ring while they're picking their nose.
Why are crim...
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