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Dead Parent Jokes

When both of a kid's parents die, they are called an orphan. What do you call a kid with one dead parent?

Sad.

A man jogging in the woods finds a little boy crying next to his two dead parents..

The little boy comes up crying and says

"Mister mister! This is the worst day of my life! My family went for a walk and then my dad shot my mom and then shot himself!!"

The man looks at the boy, looks around, looks at the boy again,and starts to take off his pants and says
"Well, ...

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Batman and Robin go out for a few drinks

Both superheroes are exhausted after a long week of non-stop crime fighting, and decide to chill for a few a hours at the local watering hole.

Robin knows his friend has been working way too hard and for long hours. So he thinks, what the heck, he can get drunk and relax. He decides to remain...

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So there's an Irish family who live in the countryside (a bit of a long one here)

And the closest town is about a mile away. They make their money from a little bit of farming, but mostly from the milk that their cow produces.

So one day, the father wakes up and goes outside, and sees that the family cow has died. Stricken with grief, he kills himself on the spot. When his...

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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