What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road, and a dead lawyer in the road?
There's skid marks in front of the skunk.
What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A great start
Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?
They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
Apologies to any lawyers on Reddit
What do you call 100 dead lawyers on the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
What do you call three lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? Depends on how thinly you slice them.
A man was out golfing o...
A man waiting for a heart transplant...
... says "I only want the heart of a dead lawyer." "Why?" asks the doctor. "I want one that's never been used."
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