Dad: I don't I just want you to SHUT THE FUCK UP !!
A man goes to a job interview
The interviewer asks: "So, do you have any special skills?"
Man, pulling a dead hamster out of his pocket: "Taxidermy!"
Hamster: "And necromancy!"
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