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Dead Hamster Jokes

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Dead Hamster

Mom: The kid's hamster died today

Dad: We should observe a moment of silence

Mom: Wow I didn't know you'd care so much

Dad: I don't I just want you to !!

A man goes to a job interview

The interviewer asks: "So, do you have any special skills?"

Man, pulling a dead hamster out of his pocket: "Taxidermy!"

Hamster: "And necromancy!"

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