My grandpa told his grandson “all you kids do nowadays is play video games”
"When I was your age", he continued, "my buddies and I went to Paris; we went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, we didn't pay for our drinks all night and when the bartender complained we pissed on him”
The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the M...
Today I went to visit my dead grandparents but I accidentally visited the wrong tomb
It was a grave mistake
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