An old Soviet communist lies on his death bed, on the verge of death. His friends are gathered around him all somber. The old man turns to one of them and says, "Dimitri, remember in 1921 you were almost executed? Well, you should know that I ratted you out to the Cheka. I hope you forgive me."
"Oh comrade, it is In the past and all is forgiven" says Dimitri.
The Communist then turns to another friend.
"Petya, remember being sentenced in 1937 to 25 years in the gulag? Well, it was me who went to the NKVD. Please forgive me."
"No more hard feelings, my friend. You are f...
What do you call two dead friends?
Ghostbudsters
It wasn't easy for a group of hobbits to see their dead friend at the coroner's office.
Because one does not simply walk in the morgue door.
What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?
Rigatoni!
Two software developers
So, there were two friends who had worked together as software developers for a long time. One day, one of them died of a heart attack. The night after the funeral, the remaining guy had a dream in which his dead friend told him that he had two pieces of news - one good and one bad. The good news wa...
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos...”
But before he can finish his sentence, a gunshot rings through the air and he falls to the floor, blood oozing out of his head. Screams are everywhere as the audience seeks cover.
His best friend Nathaniel is in the audience, but all he can do is sit there in shock and stare at the corpse of ...
What’s the best way to dispose of a body? Asking for a friend.
A dead friend.
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