My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one.
She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Why are dead dogs so happy?
Because they finally got all their bones buried.
The wife's dog died...
Knowing how much she loved that dog the husband got her another dog, exactly the same as the one that died.
He gave her the dog and she yelled at him: Moron!! What am I going to do with 2 dead dogs?!?
My wife's dog died yesterday, So I decided to cheer her up by buying an identical one...
Unfortunately instead of liking the gift, she cried and asked what is she going to do with two dead dogs
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