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Dead Bunny Jokes

While playing catch with our pet Alsatian in the yard,

He returned with a bunny in his mouth. Quite clearly it was our neighbors pet bunny. The same distinctive brown patch! We both dashed to our doggy and gently pried the bunny out of his mouth.

It was quite clearly dead.

We panicked and looked over to the neighbors yard. He wasn't in and...

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Dead Rabbit

So this actually was a story told by a friend of mine but I thought it would make a hilarious joke so here it goes:
So a man steps outside into his backyard to play with his dog, when the dog comes up to him with a dead bunny rabbit in its mouth. Realizing that his neighbor has a pet bunny, but ...

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