How do you jump start a serial killer robot with a dead battery?
Charge it with murder.
What do Germans call a dead battery?
A Nein- volt
Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea. How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
Do any of you want to buy a dead battery?
Iām not charging much for it.
A dead battery walks into a bar,and asks for the price of a pint of beer.
The barman responds, "For you, sir, no charge."
Batman & Robin
Robin: Batman, we have a big problem! I can\`t get the batmobile to start!
Batman: Maybe it has a dead battery.
Robin: What\`s a, "Tery?"
Four Engineers
4 Engineers get into a car. A Mechanical Engineer, a Petroleum Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, and a Network Engineer. They go to start the car and nothing. The Mechanical Engineer says, "Hey guys, we've got a bad starter, we're going to need to fix that before the car will start." The Petrole...
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