A lot of people don't laugh at my dead baby jokes.
And that's fine. I guess you had to be there.
How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream 1 scoop of dead baby
(NSFW) What's worse than 2 dead babies in a dumpster?
One dead baby in two dumpsters
dead baby jokes
Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel.
What the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of a window
Dead baby jokes are really distasteful NSFL
Especially considering how many babies you have to kill before it stops being funny.
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Whats the difference between a driveway and a dead baby?
No one cares when you pull out of a driveway.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken
I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin...
My wife told be that would be infant tile.
Dead Baby Jokes?
A mother who has just given birth waits expectantly for the nurse to return so she can hold her baby. A few minutes pass, and the nurse enters with the baby in her hands. The nurse then drops the baby on the ground, stomps on it's head and kicks it out of the window. The mother starts screaming 'My ...
*Dead Baby Warning* What's the Difference...
between a dead baby and an orange peel?
My neighbors don't call the police when I throw an orange peel in their yard. Pricks...
On a historic day like today I expected more dead baby jokes
Guess I will have to travel out of state to find those too
Dark Humour is like anti-vax families
There’s usually a dead baby.
What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?
Miscarriage of Justice
I like my babies like I like 'dead baby' jokes:
Dead since 2010
How many dead baby’s do you need to fix a lightbulb
Apparently more than 11 cause my lightbulb is still broken
QUESTION: Are we allowed to make dead baby jokes here?
if so, I gotta swing home and grab one out of my freezer
What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
Anti vaxx jokes allow dead baby jokes to live on.
Unlike the non vaccinated kids.
A nearly dead baby is like building a new porch
To finish it off it needs a good railing
How do you make a dead baby float?
-2 scoops vanilla icecream
-2 scoops baby
-Add rootbeer and serve
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?
I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Sorry if this is a repost.
I put together a list of 288 dead baby jokes to post.
I decided not to post them because it would be two gross.
The Most Gruesome Dead Baby Joke
What's worse than an abortion? One dead baby.
What's worse than one dead baby? Two dead babies.
What's worse than two dead babies? A garbage truck full of 'em.
What's worse than that? One alive at the bottom.
What's worse than that? Having to eat ...
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