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Dead Babies Jokes

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How many dead babies does it take to fix a light bulb?

Someone please tell me, I have 23 in my basement and the light is still broken.

(NSFW) What's worse than 2 dead babies in a dumpster?

One dead baby in two dumpsters

What do dead babies and dead baby jokes have in common?

They never get old.

Wanna know the weird thing about dead babies?

They’re still born

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don’t have a Porsche in my garage

Dead babies

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

my dick

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before jumping on the trampoline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porn stash?

My porn stash isn't enough to get me off anymore.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage


I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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