De Nile Jokes - 18 Hilarious De Nile Jokes

Trump went to Egypt and was detained

Apparently, he's still stuck in de Nile.

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Why cant Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief?

They keep getting stuck in de Nile

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The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country

I think they are in de Nile

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Why did the Egyptian go swimming as soon as his mom passed away?

De Nile is the first stage of grief

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What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?

De Nile

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Two Egyptians walk into a bar

"Where's your third friend?" Asks the bartender.

"He's gone to drink his sorrows down in the river." They replied.

"Oh no, is he depressed?"

"No, he's in De Nile."

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What do you call someone who refuses to accept that they're swimming in an African river?

in de Nile.

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An Egyptian farmer refuses to believe his fields had flooded...

He was in De Nile.

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Why was the Jamaican man doubting himself that he swam in Egypt

He was In De Nile

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Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change on their habitat

It's as if they lived in de Nile

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On a river rafting trip in Egypt, a couple began to sink. The husband urged his wife to swim to safety before the water got too deep, but she refused to believe she was in any danger.

She was too deep in de Nile.

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Why do Egyptians never believe they’re drowning?

They’re in de Nile

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People kept insisting that I was swimming in the world's longest river .

I couldn't believe it. I was in de Nile.

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Did you hear about the hippo on trial for murder?

He's currently in de Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river

I guess he was in de Nile

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The Egyptian kayaker who lost his paddle

just couldn't accept the fact that
 

he was stuck in de nile.

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Man goes to a Doctor and says "Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"

The Doctor replies "You're in de Nile."

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