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Days Without Jokes

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317 days without sex...

went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol!

Not consecutively, though.

Seven days without chocolate...

Makes one weak.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

You can't even be a babysitter these days without someone getting offended.

And calling you a "home intruder".

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I respect those participating in Ramadan. No way could I go thirty days without sex.

Unless my girlfriend is home.

It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window.

If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let her in.

The bear the moose and the wolf.

A bear, a wolf, and a moose fall into a trapping pit
After a couple days with no food, the moose sees the wolf and bear whispering to each other.

The wolf turns to the moose and says "Look, the bear and I are both carnivores. It's been a couple days without food. You understand, right?"...

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