I asked my boss, “Can I have a few days off seeing as it's so close to Christmas?”
He said, “It's May.”
“Sorry.”, I replied, “May I have a few days off seeing as it's so close to Christmas?”
After 150 days off flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded then to go forth and multiply.
After some time, he saw that the flocks and herds were regaining their numbers, but he came across a pair of snakes who had laid no eggs, and were just laying about.
"Why have you not multiplied?" he asked.
To which the snakes responded, "we can't, we're adders."
Noah being ...
60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for...
Coronavirus for president!
How many days off does a women get who has dedicated her life to working for the lord?
Nun!
Congress takes a lot of days off this time of year..
But it makes sense; I have 3 days off this week because I'm having a crazy party, Congress needs 6 days off because they have 2!
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