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Day After Tomorrow Jokes

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A professor told dirty jokes in class

the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest.

Somehow the professor heard about the plan.

In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: "In Swede...

A friend lent me his movie collection...

I thought of watching Yesterday today, then 28 Days Later. Then I could watch The Day After Tomorrow, though that might be better tomorrow. I'd like to finish before sunrise. I haven't finished Before Sunrise, and I haven't seen Me Before You before, but I think I won't watch it; I'll watch It inste...

A man walks into a Blockbuster somewhere in the midwest.

“Hello sir I would like to rent Batman Forever”

“Impossible sir you have to return it on Monday”

“What about The Day After Tomorrow?”

“That’s Sunday sir”

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A man goes in the jungle..

Suddenly he comes across a tiger. The tiger looks at the man and tells him," I'm hungry and I am going to eat you whole. But I am going to give you a chance to survive. I'm going to ask you a riddle. If you can answer this question,I'll let you go.

"When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, t...

Never put off till tomorrow,

what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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