UPJOKE

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving.

He couldn't quit cold turkey.

The day after Thanksgiving someone wished me Happy Turkey Recovery Day

Sorry to burst your bubble, but those turkeys aren't recovering from yesterday.

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