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Day After Christmas Jokes

Three men are talking at work the day after Christmas

It wasn't long before one of them starts bragging. "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in only 6 seconds!"

"What is it?" The others ask.

"A brand new Mercedes!"


"Ha, but I've bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in only 3 seconds!" Said one of t...

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why was Santa sick on the day after Christmas?

A couple of the chimneys he went down had the flue

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Christmas gifts...

It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas.

So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone onething she got. "My daddy got me a B...

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A man walks into a bar the day after Christmas...

He walks up to the bar, sits down and doesn't say a word.

The bartender walks over and asks, "what are you having?"

The man shakes his head. Let's out a deep breathe and says, "I'm pissed off."

Bartender, putting his hands down on the bar, "Why are you angry, it's the day after ...

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A rich man and a poor man are hanging out the day after christmas...

The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for Christmas. The rich man replies "I got her a diamond necklace and and lamborghini." The poor man asks, "why did you get her a diamond necklace and a lamborghini?" The richan replies, "so if she doesn't like the necklace, she can drive her new l...

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