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A Jew walks into a church during services, and begins to pray

He puts on his tallis (a Jewish garb for praying), takes out a prayerbook, and recites the beginning of the traditional service. A clergyman notices the Jew, and, bewildered, says, "Will all non-christians please leave."

The Jewish man just continues his prayer, not paying any attention to th...

A man walks into a synagogue with a dog...

A man walks into a synagogue with a dog. The Rabbi comes up to him and says, "Pardon me, this is a House of Worship; you can't bring your dog in here."

"What do you mean," says the man, "this is a Jewish dog! Look."

The Rabbi looks carefully and sees, that in the same way that a St. B...

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