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Dave Attell Jokes

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my friends are always asking me if I had to sex with one animal ...

... which one would it be?

And I always have to say "a horse" ... because that way you have a ride home afterward.

\- Dave Attell

I hate to travel...

Mostly because my dad used to beat me with a globe.

(credit: Dave Attell)

Yeah, I carry a gun. You got to. You never know when some lunatic is going to come up and say ...

"you're fired."

(c) Dave Attell

Traumatized son

A young boy, an only child no more than ten years old, wakes up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom.

As he is walking to the restroom, he opens his parents' bedroom door and sees them copulating quite vigorously. The boy screams in horror. The mom throws the dad off and attempts...

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