My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes...
Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing.
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me and he said “Hi sir I’m david, nice to meet you”
He put out his hand and I said “David are you nervous?”
He said “no”.
So, I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said “then why are you shaking?”
Edit 1 - Geez; it's the handshake, guys. Come on!
The three dates.
A farmer wants to meet his daughters boyfriend before their date a few minutes later the doorbell rings the boy at the door says my name is Joe I'm here for Flo we are going to the show is she ready to go, later the door rings again and another boy says my name is Eddie I'm here for Betty we are goi...
A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear.
Both him and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out. All right she said, lets get you to the hospital. As they walked outside their daughter and her boyfriend walked up and she asked, where are you and dad going. The mother said, we're off to the hospital, your father has a beer nut c...
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