"You're dating John, the neighbor?!", asks the mother. "He is 30 years older than you, it's-"
"But I love him!", she interrupts.
"What do you mean you love him, he could be your father!"
"I don't care about his age, he loves me too!"
"I think you misunderstood me."
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Pregnant Daughter and Mother
Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant! Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches your vagina, say stop. Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.
Priest, daughter and mother.
One day a priest was walking by and saw a young girl climb a tree. He went over to her, looked up and saw that she had no underwear on. He called to her to come down and gave her $15 dollars for some undies.
The young girl told her mother that the priest gave her money to buy some underwear...
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