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Dark Country Jokes

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Two nuns are driving along a dark country road when a vampire jumps on the car

"Quick, Sister Mary, show him your cross!"

Sister Mary leans out of the window and shouts:

"GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR YOU CUNT"

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2 nuns driving down a dark country lane late one night.

Half way down the see the devil standing in the middle of the road blocking their path. They stop the car look at each other and sister mary turns to sister agnes and says 'oh dear sister mary whatever shall we do?'

To this question sister mary says ' I have an idea sister agnes, climb out of...

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