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Dangerous Sport Jokes

Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport...

Twelve women, three periods each.

Golf is a dangerous sport

My wife returned home from a round of golf and said she’d been injured. She told me she’d be hit between the first and second holes.

To which I replied: “That doesn’t leave much room for a bandaid!”

I play the world's most dangerous sport.

I ~~sometimes~~ occasionally disagree with my wife.

At a medical check up

Do you do dangerous sports?

Well, sometimes I talk back at my wife.

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