I had a dream last night about dancing chickens...
It was like poultry in motion.
A man goes into a pub with a chicken under one arm and biscuit tin full of holes under the other...
The bartender tells him "You can't bring that in here."
The man replies- "I think you'll change your mind about that once you've seen what it can do. In fact, you'll probably want to buy her."
The bar was quiet at that particular time of day- so the bartender humours him to see what he...
A man walks into a bar with a chicken and a bucket.
The barman looks puzzled and query’s the man as to why he has these items. The man replies that it’s a rare dancing chicken and offers to show the barman in exchange for a free drink. The barman agrees and the man sets the bucket down and places the chicken on top.
The chicken, amazingly, st...
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