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A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going. The wife turns to her husband and says...

“See that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

The husband replies, “It looks like he’s still celebrating.”

What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?

An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.

What dance move catches everyone by surprise?

The Plot Twist!

Have you heard about the hottest dance moves nowadays?

It’s called the Srirachachacha

What's a theif's favorite dance move?

Poppin' locks

There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves.

He's a corgi-ographer.

“Wow, you’ve got some serious dance moves girl!”

“Please don't talk to me right now. I need to pee!”

School dances this year are going to be like Fortnite lobbies...

Lots of stupid dance moves and unnecessary shooting

I enjoy one glass of wine each night for its health benefits.

The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves.

You know your dad is drunk when

He stops turning the lights off in empty rooms


He leaves the front door unlocked past 4pm


The lines where he's mown the lawn look like a bowl of noodles


When his favorite hat falls and touches the ground, he acts like it was no big deal


When you as...

A young kid from the inner city only ever dreamed of being a dancer

Lacey worked really hard and started to gain some attention until a tragic accident destroyed her left knee. She lost her job at the dance company and thus her insurance, leaving her with a shattered knee and broken dreams.

Then she saw a commercial for these brand new knee replacements, Mah...

A boy asks a girl to prom

So there's this boy in highschool, around 16 years old and he very nervously and timidly asks this beautiful girl out to prom. Out of his league and the most beautiful I'm the school. He's shocked and quite startled when he hears "id love to go!" Leave her lips.
Short on time with days till or, h...

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