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Damn girl are you a piñata?

Because imma need a blindfold before I hit that

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Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?

Because you, you stupid .

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Damn girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you every day

Damn girl are you a smoke detector?

Because you're super annoying and won't shut up

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Damn girl are you a parked car?

Because I would have to be drunk as to hit that

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Damn girl are you a math book?

Because you have a lot of problems I don't want to deal with.

Damn girl are you a windows update?

'Cause I'll do you later

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Damn girl are you a redditor?

Cause you just keep repeating the same

damn girl Are you a forestry major

Cause I wanna take a DBH measurement

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Damn girl are you a Reddit user?

Cause when you post a title with a typo you can never fix that .

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Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp?

Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like when I’m around you.

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Damn girl are you a planet?

Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night.

Damn girl are you a 'will to live'

because i'm never going to have you
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