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Damn Baby Jokes

Damn baby, are your clothes made out of gold, titanium, sulfur and carbon?

Because you look AU TI S TI C

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So this guy meets a girl at the bar

So this guy meets a girl at the bar and after a few drinks they go back to her place. Going hot and heavy at it he goes down on her. While he's eating her out a kernel of corn comes out. He finds it odd but keeps going. Then a piece of carrot comes out and he thinks to himself, "wow this chick is in...

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