Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
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What part of Popeye never rusts?
The part that he sticks in Olive Oyl.
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The difference between a pharmacist and a priest...
Is how they give a child a daily dose of D.
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