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Dad Left Jokes

My dad left to go get milk last year...

Unlike your dad, he came home that day!

My dad left his job

He wanted to pursue archeology. His career is now in ruins.

Cigarette warnings should also include how dangerous it is just going to purchase a package...

My dad left 19 years ago to buy some and he still hasn't made it back.

My Dad left to buy milk 7 years ago

He came back 15 minutes later but still.

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Post office joke

A post office received a letter from a little boy named Billy addressed to Santa Claus. They look at each other and, not knowing what to do with this, decide to read it out loud and have some fun. The letter goes something like this: “Dear Santa, our dad left us recently, my mom lost her job, so now...

When I was a kid my dad left without any indication

All I remember of him was that he drove a BMW

If a pack of llamas is called a cria, what's a pack of camels?

Why your dad left

"What's a couple," I asked my mum.

She replied: "two or three."

That probably explains why my dad left us.

I bet I can make u say 5

How old were you when ur dad left

Dentist: open up

Me: well it all started when my dad left

Dentist: no I meant..

Dentist assistant: Wait Ali let him finish

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Math problem

Teacher: If a man and a pregnant woman are living in a house. How many people live in the house?

Matt: Two.

Teacher. Good. After 9 months, the woman is no longer pregnant. How many people are now in the house?

Matt: Two.

Teacher: No, Matt. There is now a baby so there are...

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My parents were fish

My parents were both fish, but my dad left before I was born. Guess that makes me a bass-turd.



I'll go ahead and leave now.

Warnings about motorcycles

Every time people find out I drive a motorcycle they always freak out and tell me about sometime someone they know got in an accident.

I don't get it.

I don't go around telling pregnant women that my dad left

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