So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them.
Me: how do you want me to stop? Wife: whatever means necessary. Me: ...? No it doesn't.
People often ask why I’m so good at Dad jokes and it’s simple.
I take an ordinarily terrible pun and take it even father.
Dad jokes and Yo Mama jokes seem like they'd be the same
But the difference is a parent.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What do dad jokes and pick-up lines have in common?
Both can lead to you saying "Fuck me."
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The first letter.
PS: as a dad I'm allowed.
What do you call an Indian doctor who likes telling dad jokes and give flu shots?
Pun-Jabby
The son asked his father: Dad can me and my friends have a sleep-over?
Dad: Yeah. They can sleep over at they house.
Note: Saw this on Dad Jokes and had to share it.
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