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Dachshunds Jokes

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dachshunds.

there was a woman who had two dachshunds, a male and a female.

one day a visitor asked her what she did when the dachshund bitch was in season,

the owner says, "Oh, I just put the female upstairs. that works."

her visitor says, "how on earth does that work. putting the female...

Why will only Dachshunds be remembered ?

Because History is written by the wieners.

Dachshunds...

They are the wurst

A friend of mine is a cowboy and is obsessed with miniature dachshunds

He's always saying "Get a long, little doggy"

Two dogs meet at a dog park

Very excitedly, the collie asks the poodle: "Heys. You wanna hear a joke? I just made this up at the hotdog stand waiting with my master.".

The poodle smiles: "Sure thing, shoot."

The collie smirks his eyes and proudly tells his joke: "How many dachshunds does it take to make a hotdog?...

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