While walking down the street one day a female head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. . “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” s...
My dad told me this joke in Serbian years ago. Hope it translates well.
A man is terminally ill and has 3 months left to live. Seeing as he was a holy man for all his life, God gave him a visit and granted him 3 wishes. The man ponders for a few minutes then asks for his first wish.
“God, I’d love to have a nice steak dinner and some brandy to wash it down with.”...
An HR manager was knocked down (tragically) by a bus and was killed. Her soul arrived at the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter welcomed her.
“Before you get settled in” he said, “We have a little problem…you see, we’ve never had a HR manager make it this far before and we’re not really sure what to do with you.”
“Oh, I see,” said the woman, “can’t you just let me in?”
“Well, I’d like to,” said St Peter, “But I have higher o...
A Chinese citizen and an American citizen are arguing which country is better
The American citizen states "My country is the greatest country in the world; as an American I can go to Washington D.C., go to the White House, walk into the Oval Office, pound my fist on the desk and say 'Mr. President, I don't like how you are running this country!'"
The Chinese citizen la...
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A 5 year old girl watched the construction workers threw the window of her house
She watched for a couple of days when the construction workers saw her and waved for her to come over. They asked if she wanted to work with them, and she told them yes. They gave her a job picking up trash for a week, and on Friday have her an envelope with some cash. She took it to the ba...
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