A little known fact about me is I never cry when cutting onions
Just the rest of the time.
Why do you want divorce?
Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils.
Judge: What's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the ...
I remember the day my Ex sent me a breakup text, my mom asked me what I was reading.
I told her:
''Tips to cook delicious food.”
And then she asked me why I was crying. I answered:
"I have reached where they are cutting onions."
I like you helping me in the kitchen, Kevin, but do you use drugs?
— No, mom, I swear! — So, why you're cutting onions with the credit card?
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