Cutting Onion Jokes - 10 Hilarious Cutting Onion Jokes

Cutting Onion

When I was a kid, our family was very poor. I remember when my dad was cutting onion and the whole family was crying.
Poor onion, he was such a good dog.

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i started crying when dad was cutting onions...

onions was such a good dog.

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Cutting onions is like sex

If you don't wash first, you will get teary eyes

A lot of people cry when cutting onions.

The key is to not form an emotional bond.

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Wanna hear a joke about cutting onions?

It'll have you in tears.

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A little known fact about me is I never cry when cutting onions

Just the rest of the time.

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I remember the time when I was reminiscing my love life while cutting onion

The onion cried

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Why do you want divorce?

Judge: Why do you want divorce?

Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils.

Judge: What's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the ...

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I remember the day my Ex sent me a breakup text, my mom asked me what I was reading.

I told her:

''Tips to cook delicious food.”

And then she asked me why I was crying. I answered:

"I have reached where they are cutting onions."

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I like you helping me in the kitchen, Kevin, but do you use drugs?

— No, mom, I swear!
— So, why you're cutting onions with the credit card?

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