Cutting Grass Jokes

Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home . . we've moved.

About your father . . . he has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutti... read more

Letter From A West Virginia Mother To Her Virginia Son

Dear Son,
I am writing slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home s we moved. I won't be able to send you the addres... read more