Me: That’s a cute dog you got there. Whats her name?
Cop: Diesel, she sniffs out drugs
Me: Still in training?
Cop: What?
Me: What?
Ivanka Trump is walking a dog outside the White House...
A Secret Service agent sees her and says "Good Morning, Ma'am."
"Good morning." She replies.
"That's a very cute dog, ma'am." the agent says trying to make polite small talk.
"Oh, thank you. I got it for the President." She replies with a smile.
"Excellent trade, Ma'am."<...
A man goes to a kennel hoping to adopt two dogs
The employee there shows him two powerful looking dogs and one small, cute dog.
The man asks if it’s possible to have one powerful dog and the cute dog.
‘Unfortunately,’ says the employee, ‘the two powerful dogs are twins, so they can’t be separated. As they are completely i...
"threemiles"
I got a really cute dog and called him Threemiles. It sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day.
A guy is walking, carrying a no-legged doggie in his arms.
A lady stops him:
“What a cute dog!”, she exclaims gleefully.. “What’s his name?”
“He doesn’t have one”, the guy replies. The lady is bewildered.
“Oh, no! Poor thing... how come you didn’t name him?”
The guy shrugs.
“If I’d call him, he wouldn’t come anyway”
Talking with animals.
A princess was passing by a small farm and sees the farmer taking care of his animals, she then decide to have a little chat.
Princess: Good morning Mr. Farmer, that's a cute dog that you have! Mind if I speak with him?
The farmer, a bit confused: Of course, but I'm afraid my dog c...
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