When I was younger, I used to shave my privates with a cut throat razor.
I don’t have the balls to do it anymore
I was gonna start a butcher shop
But I hear it's a pretty cut throat business
I got sacked from my job at the guillotine factory today
It’s a cut throat business
A little girl knocks on my door and said Brick or Breat. I said what are you dressed up as? She said a Birate.
A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut throat's and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy
I visited an old, abandoned fairground yesterday...
My whole family advised me not to.
"Don't go near the rollercoaster", said my mum.
"Why?" I asked.
"Remember... the story of how it is haunted by Runaway Tom... a ghost that is said to tie his victims to the track and have the rollercoaster run over them."
"Don't ...
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