I recently took up wood carving, and accidentally cut my finger.
It’s nothing serious. It’s just a whittle cut.
2 kids outside a clinic
Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic.
Alex was crying very loudly.
Johnny: Why are you crying?
Alex: I came here for a blood test.
Johnny: So? Are you afraid?
Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my f...
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.
Two children were in a doctor’s waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
“Why are you crying?” asked the little boy.
“I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger,” said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
“Why are you cr...
A guy lost his finger in an accident at work.
When he got to the hospital he called his wife and said "Hey honey I'm OK but I cut my finger off at work".
"The whole finger?" she asked
"No" he replied, "the one next to it."
Johnny was in the hospital.
Johnny was in the hospital, sitting on the bench. Johnny was here for an appointment.
As he waited he saw Alex come out crying. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I just had a blood test. Johnny: So, were you scared? Alex: No. But they cut my finger.
Upon hearing this, Johnn...
Hospital test
One day , gerald went to hospital . As soon as he took a seat , he looked around and saw a woman cried loudly as all people nearby stared at her . Gerald : why are u crying maam?" Woman: i came for my blood test Gerald : are u scared ? Woman: thats not the reason tho , i took the test ,...
You should try...
Dad: I cut my finger Me: you should put some tryactin on that Dad: what's tryactin? Me: try acting like a man
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Nostalgia.
On their 50th anniversary an old couple decided to spend the night in the same room where they had their first night....
Nostalgically the old man says: Huun.. you remember how I cut my finger and spread blood on the bed sheet to make everyone believe that you were a virgin on our first ni...
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