How can you tell that only male beavers cut down trees?
Because they're all fellers.
What do you call those guys who cut down trees?
Fellas
What did Wolverine use to cut down trees before he got the adamantium treatment?
He used a huge axe, man.
What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain?
A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches.
Would we still cut down trees if they could scream?
maybe, if they screamed all the time, and for no good reason...
How do frat boys cut down trees?
With a sah, dude
Tree joke
I had a tree I wanted removed ,because it was to close to the house. I called a tree guy and he came out and did a nice job cutting down the tree. He ask me what I thought and I said it was nice but what about the stump ?..He informed me that he was just a tree guy who cut down trees, If I wanted th...
i found a talking tree
i woke up one day and i heard a crying voice, i followed it and i found the source to be from a cut down tree
i said: "hello?"
the tree said crying: "what do you want?"
i asked: "you can talk?"
the tree answered: "yeah I'm a rare variant, now you answer my question: who...
A weak little man applied for a job as a lumberjack...
...but the foreman refused to take him because he was too small. "I may look puny," protested the man, "but I'm not. Just give me a chance to show you my strength."
The foreman consented and told the man to go chop down a giant redwood that stood nearby. Half an hour later, to the foreman's s...
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A guy enters a Home Depot...
A guy enters a Home depot and tells one of the employees that he wants to buy an electric saw to cut down trees. The employee says "I got just what you need! Look at this beauty, it can cut down 100 trees a day!" The guy likes it, buys it and goes home.
The next week the same guy comes back t...
A scrawny little fellow turned up at a lumber company looking for work.
'Just give me a chance to show you what I can do,' he said to the head lumberjack. 'All right,' said the boss. 'Take this axe and cut fired that oak tree.' Five minutes later the man was back. 'I've cut it down,' he says, 'and split it into lumber.' The boss couldn't believe his eyes. 'Where on eart...
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