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Cuddly Toy Jokes

Why do cuddly toys never eat?

Because they are stuffed

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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

There is an obvious attraction between them and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place and, as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears fill a shelf the length of the wall; medium-sized ones adorn...

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