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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

"Nailed it!"

Why did the Roman Army cross the road?

They were crucifying Jesus

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TV ad for Benson's Nails

Benson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Benson's Nails.

"Give me a week," says the friend, "and I'll be back with an ad."

A week goes by and the marketing execut...

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